Friday, June 20, 2008

Higher and Higher....


i'm getting higher and higher..closer to my dreams....
are you making moves to get closer to your dreams?
if not then don't associate with me...
if you are...let me know what you doin' to reach them...
yup..

Monday, June 16, 2008

In Case You Didn't Know

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness...you can not match my bodacity!!!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

"Public Service Announcement"

"Every Superwoman Needs a SuperMan....HERE I AM!!!"
;-)

Friday, June 13, 2008

R. Kelly NOT GUILTY...R. Kelly NOT GUILTY!!!!


Give us us Free, GIVE US US FREE...

So the judge had a tough time deliberating the R.Kelly vs. Toddler case and I can imagine that his thought process went something like this....

Judge thought 1: I can't believe this black, handsome man, who can sing (plus he's rich!) has to go around having sexual intercourse with and pissin' on lil girls...i just don't get it. I mean I can even pull a college intern every now and then. He believes he can fly and he believes he can smash infants and get away with it! I'm sending this dude to prison no doubt.

Judge thought 2: this child molestor sure does make some good music though...that 12 Play and Double-Up were off da chain...and now that I think about it his music probably contributed to the birth of my beautiful grandchildren. For that matter his music probably contributed to the kids, and grandkids of about everyone in this court room. Plus he be makin' those Hits!!!! What am I thinking, I need this R&B Thug in the studio!...Sex meeeeee, Baby, Baby....Keep it on the Down Lowwww..Nobody has to KNOWWWWW!!!

Judge Final thought: due to the fact that he isssss Kellz, a.k.a. the Pied Piper, and has produced countless hits, not to mention the girl he molested and relieved himself on is a heffer, I think I'm gonna just ignore this lil sex offender law just this once....I mean he made Bump n Grind son! Bump n Grinddd and you know don't none of us see nothin' wrong wit a lil' bump n grind!!! So go Free R. Kelly, GO FREE AND MAKE THOSE R&B THUG HITS!!! As much as we hate to admit it, We love you, We all love you!

p.s. check your closets tonight, he's baaaccckkkkkkk!!!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Re-post: had to post him cuz it could quite possibly be the hottest poem I have ever wroted!

"Getting to know Beauty"

I didn't know beauty had a sound, until I heard your voice. linguistic trance
I didn't know beauty had a color, until I saw your complexion. flirtatious glance
I didn't know beauty had a feel, until I held your hand. exploratory palpation
I didn't know beauty had an aroma, until I breathed in your fragrance. intoxicating sensation
I didn't know beauty had a flavor, until I tasted your kiss. sunshine delight
I didn't know beauty had a name, until my soul whispered yours in a dream. perfect night

Hypothetical

What if you like someone elses significant other. Should you go after them if you are really feelin' them that hard and see if you can steal them away? I mean if you do go after him/her and you are successful in your mission doesn't that mean they were meant to be with you anyway? At least at that point in time. Would you then worry that if you were able to steal them away from that other person, could the same happen to you or are you so crucial that it would never happen to you. Or do you sit back and do nothing and possibly miss out on someone who could potentially be your soulmate? Do really you want time to pass by and have to wonder what if? The questions man....the questions....